Top Employee Workplace Complaints
For a some lighter fare, a survey of hiring managers around the country by Careerbuilder.com yielded some interesting complaints that employees have about their co-workers. I, for the life of me, can't believe that in this economy, this is some of the stuff that people are complaining about:
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Employee is too sun-tanned
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Employee has big hair
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Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks
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Employee has bells on her shoes and it's not the holidays
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Employee suspected co-worker was a pimp
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Employee smells like road ramps
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Employee's aura is wrong
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Employee's body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card
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Co-Worker reminded employee too much of Bambi
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Employee is so polite, it's infuriating
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Employee is trying to poison me
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Employee is personally responsible for the federally-mandated tax increase
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Employee was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time
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Employee only wears slippers or socks at work
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Employee breathes too loudly
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Employee wore pajamas to work
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Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building
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8 a.m. is too early to get up for work
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Employee eats all the good cookies
Well, at least no one is complaining about job security or salaries!
